- He sells woodworking tools online for a living.
- After many years he's gotten super good at detecting scam email orders. (Hint: Grammar is key. If they can't write good Engrish, you are can be certainly they not is legitimatized customers.)
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From: Brock Lee
To: JDub's Business
Subject: URGENT ORDER
Hello Customer Service
My name is Mr Brock Lee, I am with the [Insert Fake and Generic Sounding Business Name Here] and with regards to your Company i will like to make an order based on (EDGE SANDER) in stock for sale? If Yes kindly email me back with the types of Edge sander that you have in stock and the total pick up price of the sizes, so that we can proceed with the order. More over i will like to know if you do accept Credit Cards as a form of payment... And allow pick-up at your location . Looking forward to hear from you soon so that we can proceed with the order...
Mr Brock Lee,
1234 Bogus Lane Unit 24
From: JDub's Business
To: Mr. Brock Lee
Subject: Re: Urgent Order
We would be happy to ship your order of edge sanders but we are overrun with pumpkins right now and are using the edge sanders as fences to keep the raccoons out. We will let you know as soon as the situation changes.
Funniest part: He replies like this to scammers all the time.