The Other Side of the Coin (For Entertainment Purposes Only)

I almost posted this the day before our baby was born. This was just hours before I called my friend and doula-extraordinaire, Laura and invited her to come to our birth. Then labor started that night. And it was my easiest birth ever. You never know.

Alternate titles:

Pregnancy Hormones Run Amok
or
The Flip Side of an Ultra-Pleasant Pregnancy
or
Why Heather Is a Big, Fat, Ugly Liar and Lies To No One as Well as She Lies to Herself
or
Can't Somebody Else Do It?
or
Why Practice Doesn't Make Perfect When It Comes to Childbirth
or
Denial is NOT a River in Egypt
or
I Know This Baby Will Be Worth It, But...
or
Dooce is Way Cool, But Also Way Honest and She Scared the Living Daylights Out Of Me
or
Rainbow Relaxation Isn't Always Cutting It Lately
or
Can You Feel the Tigers Circling? Cause I Sure Can.
or
You Read My Joyful Musings, Now Face the Power of My Whining

For those most intuitive among you (or maybe I'm giving myself too little credit for clarity), it is clear that I am freaking out a little.